i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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