There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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