I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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