walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I am one with the molecules
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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