Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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