Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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