therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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