I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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