She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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