i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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