I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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