So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
time to smoke my breakfast
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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