your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Your dad touched me again.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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