What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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