Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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