Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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