Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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