am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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