Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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