...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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