i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
