hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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