Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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