i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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