i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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