Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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