I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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