okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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