Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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