She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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