u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
ttyl tear gas
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
