just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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