who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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