have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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