Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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