So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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