my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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