Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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