According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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