3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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