Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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