Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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