dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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