I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she peed on how many people?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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