just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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