shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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