I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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