So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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