so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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