Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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