Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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