white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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