I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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